“10 Rules For A Happy Marriage” Sign. Perfect advise for any couple just starting out. Brimming with heartfelt charm, our wooden sign takes a humorous approach to marriage. 6"L x 11"W. The ten rules to live by are:
1. Live each day like it is your first date.
2. Be blind to faults and deaf to complaints.
3. When in doubt, hire it out.
4. Hold hands, it makes it difficult to use a credit card.
5. Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight it out.
6. If rule #5 fails, advance to rule #7.
7. Always kiss good night, even if you blow it toward the couch.
8. She's always right.
9. Let him have his toys.
10. Never miss a chance to say "I love you."